Journeyman journo

For everything there is a season, And a time for every matter under heaven: A time to be born, and a time to die; A time to plant, and a time to pluck up what is planted; A time to kill, and a time to heal; A time to love, and a time to hate, A time for war, and a time for peace. --Ecclesiastes 3:1-8

Friday, October 28, 2005

10 Greatest Desi mysteries of all time

Writing in Outlook's 10th anniversary issue, creative whiz Freddy Birdy list 10 Greatest Desi mysteries of all time.


1. How does Bappi Lahiri get through an airport metal detector?

2. Why would anyone want to learn the "Art of Living" from Rhea Pillai?

3. Why use the term "bad hair day" when you can say Abdul Kalam?

4. Who finances a Dev Anand film?

5. Who watches it?

6. Why are there 50 ways to leave your lover but only five ways out of an aircraft?

7. How many Suhel Seths are there exactly?

8. What will happen to the acting repertoire of Rajni Kant when smoking ban comes into effect?

9. Why are the gyms still packed while it is all Adnan Sami gets all the girls?

10. Navjot Sidhu.

11. How does Sourav Ganguly digest all the nails?

I made up the last one.

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